silentwalrus1:

I NEED THE WHOLE EIFFEL TOWER IN MY SELFIE, STEVE. STOP WHINING. 

silentwalrus1:

I NEED THE WHOLE EIFFEL TOWER IN MY SELFIE, STEVE. STOP WHINING. 

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everybodyilovedies:

"Need you to promise… not to tell the others I was scared. They think I’m brave. Cap… Please say something… Cap…"

"…bravest… person… I know…"

Remember how EMH is supposed to be the cutest, nicest, happiest universe? Well guess what the comics BETRAY THAT TRUST and make you cry oh GOSH Jaaaannnn 

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loki-and-the-loon:

*runs to catch Comic Con bandwagon*

*falls on face*

So yeah ever since I heard that Tom himself wrote most of the Comic Con thing, this is all I could picture. I call it writer and muse: the eternal struggle.  no it wasn’t an excuse to draw silly expressions

I’ve got another comic having to do with Comic Con shenanigans, too. It should be up soon~

*crawls away to cry over Loki’s new outfit and awesome lack of shoulder pads*

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lordofthenerdsandfandoms:

#CLEARLY REBLOGGING FOR RDJ’S FACE

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If I don’t reblog this, it’s because I’m dead.

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I’m giving myself 5 points for trying to cook dinner, even if it was just frozen waffles and turkey bacon, but I’m subtracting 10 points because I started crying in the middle and only got to eat because someone else took over.  It has been a real motherfucker of a day.

I wanted to step out of your shadow….you understand that don’t you?  But, when I stepped out, there was no sunlight. No sunlight at all.”

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sherlocksflybooty:

atra-feathers:

iamthedeadpool:

scruffydontgiveafuck:

rockstarninja:

is it just me or is Thor channeling some serious Nicolas Cage here.

Verily I say BEES 

Thou must forcefully acquire the Document of Freedom

We’re going to steal the Tessaract of Independence.

sherlocksflybooty:

atra-feathers:

iamthedeadpool:

scruffydontgiveafuck:

rockstarninja:

is it just me or is Thor channeling some serious Nicolas Cage here.

Verily I say BEES 

Thou must forcefully acquire the Document of Freedom

We’re going to steal the Tessaract of Independence.

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outofcontextdnd:


GM: The room is suddenly filled with light. You see 5 skeletons.

Mage: Alive?

GM: … skeletons.

otherwindow:

otherwindow:

Ex-renaissance painter vampire in the 21st century embarrassed at people looking at their work from 600 years ago shown in a museum.

"I used the wrong brush"
“It’s just a doodle”
“I’m going to burn it”
“The anatomy isn’t even that great”
“Leonardo made me do it”

#'WHY R U LOOKING AT THIS I WAS YOUNG THEN I DONT EVEN’ 

#'WHY DO THEY CONSIDER THIS AS A MASTER PAINTING HALP' 

#*BURNS THE WHOLE MUSEUM*

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Ok, but have you considered…

sam-sour-wolf:

  • The guy living below me has a really loud alarm clock that always wakes me up at the ass crack of dawn AU
  • I went to investigate a scream and found my neighbour standing on a chair to avoid a rat/cockroach/snake AU
  • My neighbour has a really squeaky bed and my bedroom is right below theirs AU
  • Someone keeps stealing my doormat AU
  • My pet tarantula escaped and I forgot to warn the guy below me who is scared of spiders AU
  • I need you to pet sit my pet this weekend and I forgot to mention it’s a giant snake, the mice are in the freezer, thanks bye! AU
  • The apartment above me has left their tap on or something and water is LEAKING THROUGH MY CEILING WTF! AU
  • My neighbour’s sister got the wrong house number and barged into my apartment AU
  • The guy next door/my roommate always steals my coffee, so I started to make extra AU

APARTMENT AUs! (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ

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